I haven't posted in too long, it's true, but you see, I've just been exceedingly busy ( Read more... )

I went to bed with Nina Hartley. We made amazingly hot porn.

Wouldn't you?

You know, they always told me that the DNA would be the death of me ( Read more... )

Now I lay me down to sleep ( Read more... )

It's one of those things, one of those phases in life. You get near 30, and you get tired of paying rent ( Read more... )